To my friends and family who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
About Me
- Martha E. Altman
- Broomfield, CO, United States
- I've decided that Karma really does take her own sweet time... but it's so worth it. Everything that has happened to me in my life has brought me to this exact moment, at precisely the right time.
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Hi Martha. It's Molly; I was in your English class last year (I'm the girl with one leg). How are things going. I was just looking at the blog links from our class and I thought I'd see if you were still keeping yours up. Hope I don't seem like too much of a stalker. Have a good day.
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